Art of the now at #bearaoke. I was challenged to draw an eggplant with a penis, but wearing underwear so it isn’t rude. Ink & Water Color.
Ass with my sweetener and jelly? Why thank you IHOP waiter. 😕 (at IHOP)
The 6” Black Pepper Surprise from @Subway it’s a Bacon, Egg, and cheese flat bread. The Surprise is I asked for black pepper on it and the lady shook it all right in the center of the sandwich. I ask for more and she just put more pepper right in the center. So the only place I taste any pepper is when I get to the middle of the sandwich, and then I taste ALL THE PEPPER!
Call the bellhop, because I’m checked out for the weekend. Still have 45 minutes to go sat work though.
Are we just not gonna talk about how great Sky High was?
Except Disney stole the concept from a small independent comic book artist and didn’t give him any credit or money for it. They just took his idea and made millions off it. The guy didn’t have the money to take on Disney’s lawyers so of course very few people have ever heard the real deal.
OKAY SO MAMA TITS IS MY NEW HERO!
Mama Tits, Seattle’s iconic tough as nails drag queen, confronted a group of anti-gay protesters attempting to disrupt the start of Seattle’s gay pride parade.
Mama Tits gave Seattle Gay Scene a breakdown of the confrontation:“I saw them coming up the road pre-Parade and looked at Sylvia and DonnaTella and said, ‘Ladies, let’s make a wall!’ Before I knew it, I was standing tits to nose with the leader guy on the megaphone. It felt like I had the strength of all the people who had ever been hurt by these people standing right behind be me giving me power! I was almost in auto-pilot mode from my days as a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence. I planted myself in his path and wouldn’t move. When he walked around me, I got back in front of him again and again.I stared him in the eyes and could see the pain in his eyes, I could see he was scared and he should have been. He tried to hit me with his sign, but like Bianca Del Rio says ‘Not Today, Satan!’
“I pushed his sign away from my face and hair, because you DO NOT TOUCH my hair. And, it was all I could do to NOT get violent, but I didn’t because once that happens, we all lose. They tried to surround me in an intimidation tactic, but let’s face it, I’m fucking HUGE and it didn’t work at all! The police came to me and asked to let them pass, and told me not to let them get me upset. I told the cops I wasn’t upset, but I WILL defend myself when assaulted, and they needed to remove them from our Parade. I then walked over and grabbed my mic and started to get the crowd involved. I wanted them to make so much joyful noise to drown out the hate… and, boy did they ever! The crowd made the walls rattle down on 4th and Pine!
“Shortly after I heard him quoting Leviticus, I just spouted back all the other parts he was leaving out to show how much of a hypocrite he was. It is always interesting how religious whack jobs misinterpret EVERYTHING in the Bible and bend it to their will to create HATE, when all they are doing is showing their ignorance. I yelled, ‘You have NO POWER here, be gone before someone drops a house on YOU!’ Once they were escorted off the parade route, I noticed how much it had affected me. I was trembling and on the verge of tears, because when people blindly hate and preach it in public like these people do, they have no regard for the people lives they are effecting.
“People take their lives because of HATE like this, people get KILLED because of HATE like this. I just want it all to stop! If the HATE mongers would put down their signs and open their minds and REPENT for their judgments, maybe then they too could find joy and happiness and be part of the fun, instead of being part of the Hell.”
SO MUCH RESPECT FOR MAMA TITS - I wish I had balls like she does. Hella balls
"Please wipe your ass after shitting in our urinal.
Thank You — Management”
We Rhapsodied the fuck out of a bohemian last night at #bearaoke